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I See a Red Door and I Want It MS Painted Black: The Return of ...
[Staind voice] It’s been awhile. Almost a year, in fact, since the last one of these contests. A lot has ... -
Flush it Friday: Dad Rock is the Strongest Sense Tied to Memory
I remember very little from 1996—it’s mostly a shroud of smoke from a massive house fire that forced a move ... -
No-Flush It Friday: Cats. They’re Metal as AF.
This Friday we’re discussing something that can never be flushed: cats. And why are they so gosh darned popular among ... -
Flush it Friday: CYBEROLDERATHIS
The Singularoldy is coming. Freed (momentarily) from the working world, I have decided to become a web developer. I’ve already ... -
Flush it Friday: Normal Alfred
Being an utter masochist, I subjected myself to the entirety of the first presidential debate last Tuesday night. White supremacist ... -
Metal Health: Bang Your (Bobble)Head
For the enterprising metalhead, there are plenty of ways to prove that you love your music more than practical concerns ... -
Yarek Ovich’s Introversion: A Response (Plus Some Thoughts on Lifelover and Other Things)
This album doesn’t really deserve a review, but I’m doing it anyway because F U Karhu. -
Flush it Friday: You’ve Pequod My Interest
I never knew that there was more to New Bedford, MA than the rusting shipyards, heroin and extreme violence. But ... -
Flush it Friday: Memory is Fickle
I accidentally clicked the Tab key on my keyboard while playing Halo 2 Anniversary edition last night and was floored ... -
Nature is Beautiful (Vol. VII – Mamma(l) Mia!)
If you’re reading this, I already know a few things about you. You have a neocortex. Your brain is stringing ...









