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Into the Crypts of “UGH!”
Since the dawn of Heavy Metal there have been many vocal techniques created, mastered, and horrendously attempted by the false. ... -
Metal Music still has an unaddressed Unaddressed Problems problem
There is a very serious AIDS that is slowly AIDSing the metal community and that AIDS is the continued expression ... -
White House Declares “Scene Tourism” biggest threat to Metal’s national security.
Washington D.C. – In the closing minutes of President Trump’s speech to Congress on Tuesday evening, Press Secretary Sean Spicer ... -
Let’s help Corey Taylor think of a better book title
America 51: Derp 4 Lyfe just doesn’t have enough zip to it. -
An Incomplete List Of Bad Band Names Vol 2.
What’s in a name? Too much if you’re talking about these bands. -
How to be a REAL METALHEAD \m/: A Step-by-Step Guide
After more than 10 years experience in the world of being a REAL METALHEAD, I come to you with advice ... -
The Sad Sordid Saga of Semargl
An in-depth look at what goes wrong (everything) when black metal goes clubbing. -
World Metal News: Metallica, Tool, DsO, Khemmis, Iced Earth, WWF, Peter Jackson, and more!
There’s a growing outrage over the phenomenon of “Fake News”. Fortunately, every news story you’re about to read is 100% true. -
A Taxonomy of Extremity: How Heavy Is That Album?
Heavy. A word as ubiquitous and meaningless as epic in the modern parlance of extreme music fandom. Although the term ...
