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The Sad Sordid Saga of Semargl
An in-depth look at what goes wrong (everything) when black metal goes clubbing. -
World Metal News: Metallica, Tool, DsO, Khemmis, Iced Earth, WWF, Peter Jackson, and more!
There’s a growing outrage over the phenomenon of “Fake News”. Fortunately, every news story you’re about to read is 100% true. -
A Taxonomy of Extremity: How Heavy Is That Album?
Heavy. A word as ubiquitous and meaningless as epic in the modern parlance of extreme music fandom. Although the term ... -
The 5 Most Important Sheeple in Metal
Carving your own path in this world is a made up fantasy constructed by idiots. Let’s meet the true heroes, ... -
Start Your Own Venom-Clone Band: A Toilet Ov Hell How To
Venom is one of the most influential heavy metal bands of all time. Complain all you want, but there is ... -
Read An Exclusive Excerpt from Corey Taylor’s New Book!
Check out this exclusive and totally-not-made-up excerpt from the Slipknot frontman’s new book! -
The Halloween Dance Mix 2K16
It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to. Die if I want to. Die if I want to. -
A Children’s Treasury of “Down with the Sickness” Vines
Vine, the 6-second long video app, is getting shut down. This is a shame for a number of reasons, not ... -
I Believe I Can Slam: Meshuggah vs. Michael Jordan, Part 2
Welcome all to MonstarCity, where B-ball is that of the insane All is slamfusion in MonstarCity Ball to it, it ... -
Linkin Attila – Bulletproof: A Video Breakdown
Limp Attila, Fronz Biscuit, Attila Park, whatever you want to call it, everyone’s favorite most punchable face is back with ...
