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Masterlord

Masterlord

At once both master and lord, Masterlord stands for all things metal and loathes peasants. It is said that he bibs from the cloven skull of a slain poser as if it were a goblet.

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    News of Steel + Band Submissions + Open Swim

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    Fragments of new music, unpaid toilet labor, and tentative freedom of speech —  all in the same post!
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  • 6
    Sep

    MSD & Friend’s RIFF OF THE WEEK 9/5/2014

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    Any of you remember this?
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  • 5
    Sep

    Flush Friday: Under the Cover of Darkness

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    Cats are delicate creatures with complex emotions. Two of them, to be precise. Don’t buy into this “curiosity” drivel; I ...
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  • 4
    Sep

    MSD’s Metal Contradictions

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    Real life examples of MSD’s real life hypocrisy as a real life metalhead.
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  • 2
    Sep

    Incoming Signal from DARKSPACE

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    Can any of you nerds read Morse code?
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  • 30
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    MSD & Friends’ RIFF OF THE WEEK

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    “When you are discontent, you always want more, more, more. Your desire can never be satisfied. But when you practice ...
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  • 29
    Aug

    Give us more unsigned band submissions while listening to DAWNBRINGER’s “One-Eyed Sister”

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    Isn’t that self-explanatory? Get in here and help us/jam.
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  • 29
    Aug

    NECROPHAGIA Stream “Fear the Priest”

    Metal, New Stuff, News
    By Masterlord
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    Possessed gets all the credit for trailblazing death metal as a genre with their fancy-pants Seven Churches while Necrophagia sits alone in a dark ...
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  • 28
    Aug

    PENTAGRAM Announce US Tour

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    And it’s the real Pentagram, not that Chilean knockoff brand.
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  • 27
    Aug

    Wednesday Open Swim + Some News & Shit

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    By Masterlord
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    A few things happened yesterday that we didn’t quite get to.
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