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Track Premiere: Instigate – “Witness of the End Times”
After the end, it won’t matter if it was Einstein that said WWIV would be fought with rocks. There won’t ... -
Flush it Friday: Vacation Time Dilation
It’s only been a week since I wrote the last FiF and headed out for vaca, but it feels like ... -
Flush it Friday: Acadian Blackened Hiking
The time has come, my friends, for me to touch grass. I leave for the mystical land of Maine this ... -
Track Premiere: Patristic – Praescriptio II
The room is as black as the thoughts that churn inside the dreamer’s skull. It’s a tranquil darkness—only the gentle ... -
Flush it Friday: Last Day of the Dino
This FiF was going to be about microplastics found coating human alveoli (so cozy!) but instead it is now a ... -
Record Swap: Rolderathis VS. Theophrastus Bombastus
Welcome back to Record Swap, where adversaries do battle in the aural arena of beloved albums. The orders issued forth ... -
Flush it Friday: MRI Don’t Like Needles Edition
Today, I will have a strange fluid called Gadolinium injected directly into my bloodstream. (I am not gladolinium about this.) ... -
Album Premiere: Father Befouled – Crowned in Veneficum
As the clergyman approached the king’s gilded throne, he felt the familiar flood of saliva building in his mouth. Why ... -
Flush it Friday: Lunch By Yourself = BASTE
My brain is porridge after several day-long, web-cam mandatory trainings this week, so this’ll be short ‘n bittersweet. -
Tech Death Thowlsday: Godless Truth
My sanity began to unravel the day I heard the sounds in the library. Even now, I fear I cannot ...