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This Toilet Tuesday (9/26/23)
Today, we prostrate ourselves before thy polished plumbing, for thy gifts are many. This week we’ve got enflutened prog death, ... -
Track Premiere: Seraphic Entombment – “Quivering Majesty”
A slick of sweat forms on your brow as you lie in bed, feverish and shivering. As far as sickness ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/19/23)
O Beelzebowlb, fecal fiend of the fiery rings, show us the ways of sin and porcelain. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (9/12/23)
O deliverer ov dookies, O great bowl in the depths ov Dis, may thy ceramic shine blind mine eyes to ... -
Flush it Friday: Ammit Edish
Dying in ancient Egypt was a harrowing experience: not only was your life likely snuffed out early and in some ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/29/23)
O precious privy, lustrous latrine, swallow up the sewage that is the byproduct of our lives. This week we’ve got ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/22/23)
O great waste wallower, o highest throne of turds, our offerings steam for you. This week we’ve got motorcycle doom, ... -
Flush it Friday: The Loneliness of the Long Distance Tuatara
It’s no secret that New Zealand has some stunning landscapes—as an owl of culture, I know of this solely based ... -
This Toilet Tuesday (8/15/23)
O fecal fomenter, o intestinal inciter, thy shining rim dost call to mine own. This week we’ve got a dearth ... -
Flush it Friday: I’m A Nudibranchist!
I’m coming out of my shell and just admitting it—I love nudibranchs. These gastropod mollusks abandon their shells after they ...
