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Flush It Friday: I Have No Idea What I’m Doing
HOOT…HOO-HOO-HOO! Umm I mean, yes, it is a “Friday” that us “humans” like because at the end of it our ... -
Nature is Beautiful (Vol. IV – Aquaphobia)
The Owl is back with another batch of things to make you never want to go outside again. And some ... -
Record Swap: Rolderathis Vs Snooty McWords
Welcome back to Record Swap, where two lost souls share personally esteemed albums whilst swirling in a toilet bowl, year ... -
Review: The Odious – Vesica Piscis
Deep in the soil, beyond the reach of all but the most ambitious roots, an organism stirs. Its years in ... -
The Stealing Art (Or, The Straw That Broke the Gammell’s Back)
If you’re anything like me, the years of your adolescence were spent nervously flipping through Sears catalogs the pages of ... -
The Ballad of Bolesław (Or, A Tomb I Have Known & Loved)
For thousands of years, humans have constructed tombs; from crude slabs of rock to opulent ossuaries, many of these resting ... -
Premiere: Orphalis – ‘The Stench Of Human Failure’
A bit brutal, a bit technical, a bit… toxic? Damn this Orphalis is some strong shit. -
First Impressions: Gorguts – Pleiades’ Dust
Our boy Rolderathis hasn’t heard Gorguts’ latest. Today he’s fixing that by continuing our First Impressions series, but what does ... -
A Very Tech Death Premiere: Coexistence
You’re cowering against the wall when they burst through the bulkhead; with your phaser set to atomize, you take aim ... -
The Secret Life of Cymbals (Or, How I Learned to Love the Clink)
A quick search for “extreme metal drumming” on Youtube is guaranteed to return three things: George Kollias making his kick ...
