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Flush it Friday: Diurnals are COWARDS!
It will come to you as no surprise that I am a creature of the night, but lately, my Online ... -
Flush it Friday: Absence Makes the Riffs Grow Siqqer
How many times have you waited for an album for nearly 10 years and the band actually pulls through for ... -
Flush it Friday: A Vulgar Display of Cringe
You might have heard – people have wanted for it for a long time – but Pantera’s finally cashing in ... -
Flush it Friday: Please Turn On Your Magic Beam
Per usual, I’m give or take several decades behind in my media consumption. As such, I’ve finally decided to get over ... -
Flush it Friday: Millipedes H*qqin’ RAWK
Sup nerds, I saw a millipede today that secretes cyanide. I’m glad my partner convinced me not to touch it, ... -
The Black Dall-E-a Minis
Hurry! There are only (probably) seconds left∗ before the New York Times e-gentrifies DALL⋅E mini and exclusively uses it to generate ... -
Review: Fake Meat – 腐肉
Your stomach audibly growls as you near the grocery endcap, your salivary glands pumping like bellows to prime the mandibular ... -
Flush it Friday: Zea Kvkvmberz
Imagine: you’ve had an awful day, and you’re just trying to get some groceries so you can make yourself a ... -
Flush it Friday: PorchFest-Bound
Apparently, there’s a thing in Somerville this weekend where bands get together and play free shows throughout the day. I ... -
Flush it Friday: Normie Kombucha
When I saw the little cardboard cutout of a bottle in my mailbox, I thought I’d won a year of ...









