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Review: Alestorm – Live in Tilburg
I have never been to the Netherlands. I have never been to Tilburg. In fact, I didn’t know Tilburg was ... -
Flush it Friday: The White Whale Album
It’s an obsession—a big, glistening, phallic obsession. Your perfect album. Your white whale. Maybe it’s 11 DR all the way ... -
Flush it Friday: Thank You, Mr. Brain, For This Generous Vision
I can tell the fear of my rapidly approaching employment is finally catching up to me. It manifests in Cronenbergian ... -
Psychosexual – Devil From Hell: A Video Breakdown
Well, yeah, where else would the devil be from? -
Flush it Friday: Late as AF and Written on Mobile Edition
Hello Flushers, today I write to you from deep underground, in a rank, dank parking garage. This week was p ... -
Choose Your Own Review: Cannibal Corpse – Violence Unimagined
It’s a day of the week ending in y, which means Cannibal Corpse is still [playing their inspiring and consistent ... -
Flush It Friday: Podcast Edish
Hey y’all, it’s Friday and I couldn’t think of anything to flush, so let’s talk about something that doesn’t deserve ... -
Flush it Friday: Acanthaspis petax Appreciation Post
My friends, it has been a 2021 week. It’s my COVIDversary here at home, and I’ve begun to feel like quite ... -
Flush it Friday: Innernette Archaeology
Like a normal person, I woke up today fiending to listen to Shades of Dusk, a metalcore band that hasn’t released ... -
Nature is Beautiful (Vol. VIII – Metal is for the Birds)
The delicious smell of apple pie is everywhere in your idyllic cottage; you open the window and rest the dessert ...