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Flush it Friday: The Owl Has Landed
Packing up the twigs, bones, and microplastics that make up my home is always a pain in the tailfeathers, especially ... -
Flush it Friday: Diurnals are COWARDS!
It will come to you as no surprise that I am a creature of the night, but lately, my Online ... -
Flush it Friday: Wherever I May Flit
It seems like just around this time last year, I was moving to a new apartment after a series of ... -
Flush it Friday: Absence Makes the Riffs Grow Siqqer
How many times have you waited for an album for nearly 10 years and the band actually pulls through for ... -
Flush it Friday: Look At This H*qqin YUGE Insect!
Y’all ever seen a Praying Mantis irl? They’re intrinsically terrifying (as they quickly figured out in the ’50s, making them ... -
Flush it Friday: Locke & Key & Me
After tearing through 75 issues of Sandman (and still having several offshoots to explore), I realized I needed a break ... -
EP Premiere: Bloodletter – Malignancy
In canopy’s shadow, a vine weaves through a human skull. It hosts a multitude of thorns; their crimson hue echoes ... -
Flush it Friday: Please Turn On Your Magic Beam
Per usual, I’m give or take several decades behind in my media consumption. As such, I’ve finally decided to get over ... -
Flush it Friday: Millipedes H*qqin’ RAWK
Sup nerds, I saw a millipede today that secretes cyanide. I’m glad my partner convinced me not to touch it, ... -
The Black Dall-E-a Minis
Hurry! There are only (probably) seconds left∗ before the New York Times e-gentrifies DALL⋅E mini and exclusively uses it to generate ...
