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By Age 35, You Should Have Already Been In One Of These Bands
When your father was 35 he already toured with Edgar Winter, Steely Dan, and The Starland Vocal Band. -
How Long Must I Keep Up This Sham of Enjoying Obscure Metal?
Welcome to one of my several social media pages. Here you will find a carefully curated selection of unsigned or ... -
BLACKWAVE IS BACK! THANKS, STRIBORG!!
The progenitor and master of the controversial NEW genre of blackwave strikes again!!! (Featuring 100% reduced ghostwave, gothwave, and black ebm!) -
Ghostblood Is the 13th Ghost of Scooby Doo
The 80s were not a kind decade for puppy-actor turned international superstar Scoobert “Scooby” Doo. Despite the world swinging from ... -
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5/7 Is International Gorguts Day! (Starting Now.)
231 Naughty Tips to Skronk Up Your Love Life! (You won’t believe #804 — 1066!!) -
QUIZ: Which STAR WARS Character Are YOU?
It’s Star Wars day! Celebrate this unique entertainment property by taking this quiz and then sharing it with everyone in ... -
Black Metal 101: Building Your Online Presence
666 hails warbrothers! Do you wish to cultivate your online image to build your black metal cred? You need this ... -
Ayy LMAO, New Sleep Album on 4/20 ??????????
#blayzeit420noscope There’s a new Sleep album today #smoketrees and it’s just [10] so dank. If you’ve heard #cannabiscurescanker Sleep before, then ... -
Pope Cancels Hell, Might As Well Cancel Metal While He’s At It
For once, Catholics and Metalheads are pissed about the same thing.
